GOODR The OGs – Suck On This

INTRODUCING SUCK ON THIS

A candy bar is like a lover. You see many attractive options. One of them catches your eye. You make your move, and pick them up. There’s an instant connection. You take them home. You slowly peel off their sexy apparel. You hold their sexy naked body in your hands, admiring the sticky texture. You put them in your mouth. You lick, suck and nibble. You swallow them whole. You gorge on their flesh. You close your eyes in barely restrained ecstasy. When you open them, they’re gone. But you’ll never forget them. And the next lover is right around the corner.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).