GOODR The BFGs – Tropical Opticals – Polly Wants A Cocktail

BFGs: BEAST FUCK!NG GOODRS

 

TROPICAL OPTICALS: STEP INTO SUMMERTIME

Welcome ashore! Meet TROPICAL OPTICALS, our all-new line of sunnies. These island-themed goodrs will have you knee-deep in rum and beach vibes before you can say, “Carl caught curled krill by the colorful coral.”

With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons.

 

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE, SAME RUNNERS SWAG.

1 NO SLIP

We use enhanced silicon inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 GRADIENT LENSES

Lenses that are dark up top and light on bottom protect your eyes without losing the ability to view hazards in the shadows.

5 NO DEMOGORGANS

100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.